Spoilers ahead!!! If you are not up to date on Game of Thrones, it would be best to stay in King’s Landing for now.

Spoilers Ahead! But also.. It’s literally been over a month. Let’s be real.. You read the title

Due to a semi-hostile pod takeover - don’t worry, that will make sense pretty early in the episode - and the fact that we’re still the same old low-key dumpster fire you know and love, this episode is late. But..
WE’RE BACK BITCHES

Have you ever thrown an honest to goodness, gen-you-iiinnnee surprise party for your best friend? You should, for three reasons. 1. It makes you appreciate how much fucking easier it is to plan stuff with them. 2. Allowing yourself to honestly celebrate your friends feels really good for everyone. 3. Being the one to plan it means you can realistically pull a surprise on everyone else invited, which feels even better.

On this, the twentieth day of the third month, twenty-four years ago, at approximately dinner time, my best friend was born.

Have you ever felt like you’re being watched? Like some other force is responsible for the otherwise unexplained? Has someone ever whacked you on the head with a newspaper because you were spouting flat earth theories? This weeks episode probably isn’t for the latter, but otherwise strap in!

Have you ever had friends in high school, and then you literally turn around and you’re all in your mid-twenties and most of them are parents of not only children, but ones that are old enough to think and speak and have their own interests and opinions? And sometimes you think about it a little too hard and it’s really crazy and kinda hard to wrap your head around? Yeah, us too.

Let’s talk about you and me, let’s talk about all the good things and the bad things, cause.. boy do we have a lot of things to talk about, and that’s ok!

Gather your tuppence, and come feed the birds with us while we trip a little light fantastic into your live along side the fabulous Mary Poppins.

Happy New Year!!!!!

Santa Clause is coming to town, so keep your grandma close by… because baby, it’s cold outside! If you haven’t guessed yet, it’s our Christmas episode! Grab your coziest blanket and hot cocoa to listen to us gush about Christmas.

Gentlemen, start your engines! Strap (and tuck) in for the second episode in Self-Titled Club HER-story to have a guest!

We ask that you apparate one last time to hear us shed some lumos on our final thoughts, theories, and queries for the Fantastic Beasts series thus far

Through the “magic” of the internet, we have returned, less than a week later! And we somehow have more to talk about!

Surprise!!

We got a little lost on our way back from Crimes of Grindelwald, those staircases kept switching on us!

Have you ever ever Googled “weird holidays on November 14th”? We did. Welcome friends to National Pickle Day, otherwise known as an excuse to talk about pickles for an hour and a half.

Are you a spooky spooky skeleton? Do you love the pumpkin patch? Have you worn absolutely embarrassing costumes and love it? This is the episode for you!

Yer a pattern, Harry! This episode Megan and Morgan learn how to cross stitch an adorable Harry Potter pattern from Sarah all while drinking some wine and playing some games along the way.

There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining, so kick back, grab a Kallteen bar and borrow your too-gay-to-function friend’s shirt, because it’s October 3rd, it’s Wednesday, and it’s our second episode!