Another one that isn't an episode! (Sorry not sorry)

On the twenty eighth day of March, at idk what time because I can’t ask her without tipping her off, 25 years ago, my BEST FREAKING FRIEND was born, and roughly 24 and a half years later we started a podcast, which means we have a website to be freaks on.

Sooooo, for the record, just because my birthday is first in March does NOT mean you had this idea first!!!
Now that we have a website, instead of being stupidly obnoxious on facebook, we can make it even MORE public :).

Girl, you turn 25 this year. This is a big one for both of us. For those of you that have listened to the last episode (or, I guess any previous episode?) getting older is really scary for both of us, which is why I’m so happy that you’re a year older than me hahaha. Your birthday is always also a little sad for me because we are no longer the same age, but I digress.

You are my best friend for a reason, and a lot of the time I kinda sit back and wonder how I got so lucky! You are one of my favourite people to talk to, not only because you are hilarious, but because no matter what I tell you (bad, sad, mad, glad (sorry, wasn’t going to do that, but it happened… and yes I am doing double brackets fight me)) you literally put SO much thought into your responses and it honestly blows me away everytime because whether its a serious issue or something silly, you don’t half-ass anything and it’s something that I admire so much about you. It honestly makes me feel heard and appreciated and just the little things like how you communicate means everything to me! I also find your response is ALWAYS what I need. You know when to respond happy for me, you know what to say when I’m down, and you know when to call me on my shit. A friend like you is so hard to find so I’m so happy I found you!!

In the beautiful post you typed for me a week ago, you told me I inspired you. Well BACK AT YOU, BITCH. You have been through SO much, and you have only changed for the better from it. You have a way of growing from the bad shit that happens to you in a way that doesn’t change who you are as a person. Like, in a lot of ways, you are still the girl that I got up early to make chicken fingers for. But, in a lot of ways you have grown and changed into the wonderful person you are now who I’m PROUD to call a bestie and a co-host. The biggest thing that I have noticed is how you are finally accepting your worth and going for the things that you deserve instead of taking a back seat, and I am LIIIIIIVING for it!!!!

I literally learn something from you ALL THE TIME, whether it’s about adulting (mostly baking and cooking lol), current events, or any random fact from something that happened like 6 years ago that only you and I would remember lol. You are ALWAYS on my side, even when I’m being petty and even when I’m in the wrong, which I appreciate SO much. Just ugh. You are the bomb.com. I feel like the two of us are enough to make one whole person, and we pick up the slack when we need to for each other. I love that we are the bitches that can go from having a really deep conversation about our mental health issues or shit that’s happened to us, to staying up until 3 am just laughing our asses off. (Ps, my mom said we were literally screaming for the recording of the midseason finale and thought we were dying but then she heard us laugh so she assumed we were ok lol). I love how absolutely ridiculous we are together, we just get each other in the WEIRDEST way it’s perfect. Communicating with eyebrow lifts, funny faces, and hand gestures (but not lip reading cuz you’re blind ass can’t read lips <3) makes for a great time in public, and I wouldn’t have it any other way! Not to mention when we go out in our Alien makeup and take pictures with forks…..

So, to the bitch that coordinates outfits with me, both accidentally and on purpose, as well as on bitmoji AND in real life: thank you for not giving up on me, THANK YOU FOR THROWING ME A DAMN SURPRISE PARTY HOE, and I can’t wait to celebrate many more birthdays with you. I love you SO MUCH!!!! I can’t wait for your surprise on Saturday ;););)<3<3<3

Love, Moog (because I know this was rly freakin obvi)
Ps, ONE SIMPLY DOES NOT WALK INTO MORGAN!!!